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That’s So Raven Disguises (part 1)

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envycamacho:

how many eye contact until date

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agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

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get-dressed-get-blessed:

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

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amazed:

I follow everyone back!

amazed:

I follow everyone back!

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chekhov:

Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers

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jaclcfrost:

[points to a bird chirping to start off a beautiful brand new day] you shut the fuck up

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2014 so far

overlord-kyogre:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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The year of Luigi isnt over fuckers

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idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..

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australiansanta:

HOW DO BIRDS BREATHE IN THE EGG

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piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

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emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

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postllimit:

pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six

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