It's Only Teenage Wasteland.

khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

(Source: neilmobile, via canadumb)

unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

(via cumfort)

literallysame:

WHAT

(Source: cocaineteas, via coolator)

lindseyisnotonfire:

this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for

lindseyisnotonfire:

this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for

(Source: uglyrenaissancebabies, via spaghettihos)

kakarikokid:

there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

(via pizza)

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

(via rantyourpantsoff)

“I guess”
— I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

(via rantyourpantsoff)

dashdrive:

if I lie here

if I just lay here

I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone

(via trust)

clannyphantom:

rubee:

I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT

BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME

(via laughing-llama)